Friday, October 31, 2008
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sry people. my comp got some problems so nvr blog for many days [ using sis laptop ]
conversation : ME, XIAOYIN, QIEN
Q: "eh whats the thing that grows on the huge .... what huh?"
JT: "MUSSELS!"
XY&Q *flexing the arms showing their MUCSLES [ps. whatever it is called]
JT: "NOT THAT ONE. MUSSELS. SHELLFISH!!!"
Q: "什么来的?"
XY: "Waah you also 少见多怪!"
Q:" so how do you eat them?"
JT:" boil. steam. grill. BBQ."
XY:" AIYA. use your mouth lah! COOK"
JT:" ALL CAN BE SUMMARISE LAH.. 1 WORD. COOK! :P"
Q:" cannot eat raw meh?"
XY:" dunno leh..."
JT:" should be cannot lah."
Q: "so where do oysters are found?"
JT: "ROCKS! they fix themselves on rocks. you know."
Q: "no! they can move. unlike scallops that cannot move!"
XY: *laughing hysterically*
JT: "scallops move. clams move. mussels DON MOVE SO AS THE OYSTERS."
XY: "no lah! oysters float in the water."
Q: " LOL~~!!! maybe just the meat."
XY: " eh oyster make pearl right?"
Q: "i know! the sand lor. inside the oyster then later become pearl lah. they coat it with dunno what thing lah!"
JT: "the SALIVA!!!!"
Q: "the JUICE! :P"
XY: "OMG!!! So.......go tell your mom that she is wearing grains of sand and ots of oyster saliva!"
JT: "put one teaspoon of sand in the oyster. the result would be a SUPER BIG PEARL!!!"
Q: "LOL!!! you go ask the oyster give you some of the saliva to make pearls"
XY:" SQUEEZE THE OYSTER. then got liao lor. :D"
JT: " WTF... -.-"
3 UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
1. how do the oysters make pearls?
2. can oysters, scallops, clams, HUMS?!, and mussels MOVE?
3. ways to cook mussels?